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16-Mar-2016
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The OIA Ouija Board

Be Objective, Get the Facts - Then Aim & Fire

(Editor's Note: This "Ouija Board" originated in the Department of the Interior. Its use and some comments thereto are offered in "Losing Circulation" in Page 58 in this issue.)

Page 9 in the June 1968 issue of some publication.
OIA was the Oil Import Administration.
Spelling is as in the original.

Go Out for
Comments 		Ask the
Lawyers 		Beat
Proxmire
to the
Punch 		Get a
Statement
from State 		Ask OOG for
Advice 		Give a
Western
Hemisphere
Preference to
Low Sulfur
Libyan Crude 		Pass the Buck
to OIAB 		Do Forward
Planning --
for Tomorrow 		Calculate the
12.2 by
Computor
Evolutionary
Not
Revolutionary 		Reconcile
A. D. Little
and SRI 		Give Hardship
Quota on
Propane for
Peak Shaving 		Get
Interagency
Expertise 		Reason with
IPAA 		Ask OEP to
Make a
Study 		Finish the
Unfinished
Oils 		Double the
Double Dip 		Check on
Lerner's
Asphalt
Study
Call
Mechanical
Bleeding a
Chemical
Reaction 		Understand
the
Snyder Plan 		Give a
Startup
Quota for
Retubed
Exchangers 		Rule Matches
a Nonenergy
Product 		Ignore OOG
Advice 		Call a
Hearing 		Up the
Sliding
Scale 		Cancel the
Hearing 		Go with
Export for
Import
See
Stew 		When in
Doubt
Hydrocrack 		Use the
Deliberate
Inaction Bit 		Redefine
Crude Oil as
the Liquid
Remains of
Prehistoric
Dinosaurs 		Change 12.2
to 12-1/5 		Give Bonus
Quota for
Low Sulphur
LPG 		Exempt
Canadian Oil
for
Gulf Coast
Refiners 		Compromise Go with
Import for
Export
Hire a
Philadelphia
Lawyer 		Define
Aromatics
Without
Benzene
Rings as
Petro-
chemicals 		Fake
Confusion 		Avoid
Cavalier and
Sanguine
Attitudes 		Think the
Unthinkable 		Define Coke
to Include
Petro-
chemicals 		Double the
Staff 		Establish a
College of
Oil Import
Adminis-
tration
at
Universities 		Read the
History of the
Historical
Quota
Ignore
Comments 		Eliminate the
Underground
Loophole in
Overland
Imports 		Get Help
from
Stanley
Neimer 		E O I Consult the
Intellectuals 		Time for
a Jog 		Declare a
Shortage 		Give 100%
Quota to
Inland
Refiners with
Deep Water
Terminals 		Call
Cord
Stick with
Principle 		Decontrol
Deasphalted
Asphalt 		Foil the
Feedstock
Foolishness
Furor 		Give a Petro-
chemical
Quota to
No. 2
Oil Jobbers 		Define Refin-
ery as Plant
Which Con-
verts 50% of
Inputs by
Refining into
Non Petro-
chemicals 		Check on
Unemploy-
ment in
Puerto Rico 		Get
Comments
on a
Lottery 		Reserve
Reserves
of Residual
Residuum 		Give a Petro-
chemical
Quota for
Rubber Ex-
tender Oils
Used in
Jogging Shoes
Abolish
Pollution
by a
Proclamation
Change 		Give in Relax No. 4,
5 & 6 Oil
Imports to
Include
No. 1, 2 & 3
Oil 		Decontrol the
Crude Oil
Content of
Imported
Petroleum 		Declare an
Emergency 		It All Comes
Out in the
Allocation 		Declare
Europe a
Foreign Trade
Zone 		Declare
Washington,
D.C. a
Strange
Trade Zone 		Call in the
Admiral
Don't Mess
with Hess 		Give Bonus
Tickets to
Beautiful
Inland
Refineries 		Go
Grassroots 		You Can't
Lose Them
All 		Exempt
Imported
Hydrogen
Use to
Desulfurize
Fuel Oil 		Get Tough Declare a
Profitable
Hardship 		Check on
Pollution
in the
Virgin Islands 		Baptize the
Chemically
Converted
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